Blowjob in the hospital

We had sex in the hospital. Technically I got a blowjob and no real sex. I broke my arm early august and Ispent a night in the hospital for another reason and N was in the room and was horny and I was in bed and it was late and she blew me in the hospital bed. I have a caste on my right hand it makes it hard for me to pleasure N now which is another bad reason to have a caste on.

The caste should come off in sept I think. not soon enough. Not much sex lately either so nothing to update. Not much mastubation either the caste makes that hard to do.

Strap ons for men

We got one of those men's prostate butt things and I haven't tried it yet. I've read that it's supposed to massage a man's prostrate and provide mega orgasms but I've always had good orgasms anyway, how could they be better really? Anyone tried one of these? I'll report back.

I'm thinking I may just try it on my own first. I'm a bit concerned about N's wanting to put fingers in my ass. She has done it once or twice and it was after I showered, and I'm worried about it because let's face it a man's ass is not the same as a clean woman's ass. Mine isn't at least. N also has nails and well, you do the picture in your head I don't think I want her to get grossed out having to clean the poop outta her nails.

When I go in her ass she's always really clean and I trim my nails first. I've never had any poop stuck on my fingers or on any dildos. I don't think that would be the case with me. Plus, I have to admit that I'm worried I would like it too much.

I've often thought about N getting a strap on and fucking me like I fuck her and I think it would be fun for me and her but I worry that the power would shift and she's think less of me. Right now I have the major power in the bedroom and she likes it that way. I"m not sure she'd respect me in the morning after conrholing me the night before?

Any ladies out there want to jump in on this? You ever strapped on and fucked your man in the cornhole? Was there too much poop involved? Did you like it? Did he like it?

Drunk fucking

Im horny right now. N is out with her friends for a night out and should be back shortly. Which means that she'll be drunked up and ready to go. I'm sitting here plotting out what I'm going to do to her when she gets home. First, I'm going to make out with her and push her up against the wall. Then I'm going to slide a finger in under her skirt.

Then I'm going to get on my knees and lift up her skirt and lick her madly. I figure this will go over very well as she's been out all night dancing and drinking and will probably want to feel wild still so the stand up against the wall thing should work. It's not often a mom gets to feel that way anymore so I'm going to give it to her.

Then she's going to get bent over the couch and penetrated hard and fast with my thumb up her ass too. That's it. I'm going to ride her until she cums and we'll go to bed.

Or if she comes home in a less wild mood, I'll ask her to sit on my face. I love it when she does that. I feel like I'm able to get deep penetration and it's fun when she cums all over my face. Usually when that happens she let's me finish any way I want, so sometimes I go for the lube and take her anally but most of the times I just climb on top and go to town.